shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
this is so important
DON’T LET IT BE A MOMENT, LET IT BE A MOVEMENT!!!
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT
Opening a beer with a frisbee.
this is the most bro thing ever
But like, check out that guy😍
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
take note gentlemen
whoop there it is
truth tea has been spilled
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells