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dutchster:

my demons have been gaining a lot of weight. i think it’s time for some exorcise



poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post



slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life



katreenawhh:

tamaratunie:

*suddenly hears rain really loud outside* let’s go back…….back to the beginning………………

actually me




bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"




  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO


breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????




shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out



reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger




fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 



I'm Hailee,21, college kid in the midwest. I go to work. I go to school. That's my life.





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